Heavy R. Cream is a drag performer, camp enthusiast and reverse-philanthropist making her Philly Fringe Festival debut with What Had Happened Was. A frequent guest on the entirely fictional television series “Who Ordered the Ham!?” Miss Cream delights in the absurdities of everyday life from the confines of her home in Philadelphia, PA and leaps at any opportunity for a taste of the outside world. She is a 2024 graduate of Pig Iron Theatre Company’s Fall Forward Workshop: Intro to Cabaret and therefore believes she is qualified to pull off such a scheme as this. While that remains to be seen, she is certainly capable of anything. Heavy Cream’s fondest wish is for RuPaul to ask her: “Why, Heavy Cream?” so that she can respond “because she comes in a stout package and if she sits too long, she’ll get clumpy and go bad in the fridge.”